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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Do humans know everything they need to know?
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
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So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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